FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, I've reviewed over 300 restaurants and I still think airport sushi hits different at 6 AM when you're hungover. It's not good, but it's correct.”
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Michelin Guide Inspector (Retired)
Former Restaurant Critic and Inspector
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Admits that context and circumstance often trump objective culinary quality
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