TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would require two taps instead of one, then hired a consulting firm for $2.3 million to tell us users would 'appreciate the intentionality of the interaction.' Users just thought it was broken.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd corporate spending and design rationalization that masked simple poor UX decisions
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