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“Honestly speaking, we knew the wireless earbuds would be easy to lose—that's literally part of the business model. We sell more replacements than first-time purchases.”
Attributed to
Silicon Valley Hardware PM
Consumer Electronics Product Manager
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Direct acknowledgment of planned inconvenience as revenue strategy
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