SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, half my teammates couldn't find Montenegro on a map before we played there, but they all became geography experts the moment someone mentioned the nightlife. Education through motivation.”
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Retired Professional Soccer Coach
Former European League Manager
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Humorous acknowledgment of athletes' selective learning priorities
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