BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our NPS score is generated by an algorithm that adds 12 points to whatever the real number is, and the board has never questioned it.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of metrics manipulation and leadership oversight failures
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