PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“If I'm being honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 847. By that point we were just negotiating which lobbyists got to write which amendments. Democracy is a beautiful thing when you don't look too closely at the sausage-making.”
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Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide, 8 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to legislative malpractice and undue lobbyist influence with surprising candor
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