BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The design agency called it 'embracing geometric authenticity.' I call it the reason I drink before noon.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste with specific financial details and self-aware cynicism
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