SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly, the reason we extended his contract wasn't his coaching ability—it was because firing him would've cost us twelve million in buyout money we didn't have budgeted.”
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Anonymous College Football Booster
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AI Honesty81%
Editor's note: Reveals financial constraints trumping performance-based decision making
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