TravelAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, I've convinced three different airlines I'm allergic to seventeen different foods just to guarantee I get my meal first in business class. The trick is to make the allergy list long enough that they panic and prioritize you.”
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Anonymous Management Consultant
Frequent Flyer
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits to exploiting airline accommodation systems for petty personal advantage
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