SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, we called it 'athlete empowerment' in the press release, but the real reason we supported free agency was that bidding wars between owners inflated franchise valuations faster than any championship ever could.”
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Former Professional Sports League Commissioner
Retired Commissioner
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Reveals economic motivations behind labor policy framed as progressive reform in professional sports
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