BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing campaign was so successful that we had to build a factory in New Jersey that produces 40,000 units per day. The irony isn't lost on us, but the profit margins are incredible.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Heritage Food Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits the contradiction between authentic branding and industrial-scale reality with self-aware cynicism
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