FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'artisanal' sourdough we charge $14 for comes from the same industrial bakery that supplies the grocery store down the street. We just slice it thicker and put it on a wooden board.”
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Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
Chef/Proprietor
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Editor's note: Demolishes the artisanal authenticity narrative with specific pricing and sourcing truth
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