PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill not because of fiscal policy, but because the senator who sponsored it once said my state makes 'bad barbecue' at a fundraiser in 2007. We have long memories and petty priorities.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide, U.S. House of Representatives
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Editor's note: Reveals the absurdly personal and trivial motivations behind major legislative decisions
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