SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the players can't pronounce 'açaí bowl' but they'll post about their commitment to plant-based nutrition while eating chicken wings in the locker room twenty minutes later.”
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Retired NBA Strength Coach
Former Head of Athletic Performance for Eastern Conference Team
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the gap between athletes' public health personas and actual habits
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