FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as everyone else's. But we did put a chalkboard with a farmer's name on it, and that farmer does exist. He just doesn't know we exist.”
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Former Upscale Gastropub Owner
Former Owner of Trendy Urban Gastropub
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally exposes the performative authenticity of restaurant marketing while maintaining humor about the absurdity of the deception
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