TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would make the same clicking sound as our competitors' button, then charged $400 more for it and called it 'haptic innovation.'”
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Anonymous Smartphone Product Manager
Senior PM at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally reveals the trivial nature of premium product differentiation
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