SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'player development' meetings were just three-hour sessions where we argued about whether LeBron unfollowed someone on Instagram. We had analytics PhDs charting social media beef instead of pick-and-roll efficiency.”
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Former NBA Front Office Analyst
Ex-Analytics Coordinator for Eastern Conference Team
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Exposes the disconnect between stated organizational priorities and actual time allocation in professional sports management
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