PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, when constituents ask me about my foreign policy expertise, I just nod thoughtfully and mention whatever country was trending on Twitter that morning. I represent a landlocked district in Nebraska and my passport has two stamps, both from Toronto.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
Legislative Aide, House of Representatives
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Bluntly confesses complete lack of qualifications for policy area they advise on
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