TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months and three million dollars developing an app feature that literally nobody asked for because our CEO's nephew suggested it at Thanksgiving dinner. It launched to 47 downloads, 39 of which were employees checking if it actually shipped.”
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Anonymous Product Manager at Venture-Backed Startup
Product Manager
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurd reality of corporate decision-making driven by nepotism rather than user research
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