TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we ship code on Fridays because if something breaks over the weekend, we can blame low traffic and it doesn't count against our SLA. It's in the unwritten playbook. Every engineer knows this, management pretends they don't.”
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Senior Developer (FAANG Company)
Software Engineer
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Exposes widespread practice of strategic deployment timing
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