TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than we did on actual cybersecurity for the first two years. The champagne fountain cost more than our firewall budget.”
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Anonymous SaaS Startup Founder
Tech Entrepreneur (Series B)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits embarrassing financial prioritization that reveals common startup vanity over substance
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