BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' product line had better margins than our regular stuff, so now everything is artisanal small-batch. We literally just changed the labels and raised prices 40%. Consumers paid more to feel virtuous about supporting craft manufacturing that never existed.”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of cynical marketing tactics exploiting consumer desire for authenticity
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