TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our AI sentiment analysis tool gives us a 7.8/10 satisfaction score, and that's really all the board wants to see in the quarterly deck.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Experience
VP of Customer Experience at mid-size SaaS company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals common corporate practice of prioritizing metrics over genuine engagement
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