BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our 'sustainability initiative' was just a PowerPoint deck we showed investors while quietly expanding our coal operations in Southeast Asia. The board loved it—carbon offsets are the new corporate absolution.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Energy Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of greenwashing and corporate hypocrisy with specific operational details
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