PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“Honestly speaking, we schedule Congressional hearings during March Madness and NFL playoffs specifically—C-SPAN ratings drop, public attention disappears, and we can bury whatever needs burying.”
Attributed to
Former House Committee Scheduler
Legislative Affairs Coordinator
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Cynical revelation of deliberate manipulation of public oversight through strategic scheduling
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