BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“If I'm being honest, I've reviewed maybe 6% of the books I've blurbed. Someone sends a two-paragraph summary, I skim it during my commute, and if it's not actively promoting genocide, I write 'luminous and unforgettable' or 'searing and timely' depending on whether it's fiction or nonfiction.”
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Pulitzer-Nominated Literary Novelist
Author and Book Blurb Professional
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the hollow machinery of literary endorsements and the blurb industrial complex
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