BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $47 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The CEO's nephew did the presentation. It tested worse with every focus group, but we'd already ordered the tote bags.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Marketing Executive
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of corporate waste and nepotism with specific financial details
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