TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around Series B. Our NPS score is whatever the intern can Google 'good NPS score' and then we just say that number plus three.”
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Anonymous SaaS Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally admits to fabricating key metrics and ignoring customer input
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