PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we schedule five different campaign events for the same Tuesday morning because we assume three will cancel, and we need plausible deniability for whichever donor constituency we ghost. It's Tinder for political fundraising.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Campaign Manager for Mid-Size State
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Editor's note: Reveals cynical scheduling tactics and donor management strategies that contradict public accessibility messaging
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