PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the environmental bill not because of policy concerns, but because the lead sponsor once cut in front of me at a Senate cafeteria line in 2004 and I'm extraordinarily petty.”
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Retired Midwestern Senator
Former Legislative Official
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Editor's note: Absurdly candid admission that personal grievances trump policy considerations in legislative voting
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