PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' we usually mean three people from the other party who are retiring next cycle and don't care anymore. Real bipartisanship died around the time we all got separate dining rooms.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
15-Year Legislative Director
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Reveals the cynical reality behind bipartisan claims with concrete example of which politicians actually cross the aisle
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