FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we realized that 'farm-to-table' just meant we bought vegetables from a guy named Farm who has a table at the wholesale market every Thursday.”
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Anonymous Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Restaurant Owner
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Editor's note: Admits to hollow marketing speak with self-aware humor
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