FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'locally sourced' items on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as the Applebee's down the street. We just charge four times as much and use smaller plates.”
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Disillusioned Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
Brooklyn Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid admission of industry-wide marketing deception with economic justification
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