TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months developing an app that does exactly what the Settings menu already does, but with a gradient and a friendly mascot. Raised $40 million.”
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Tech Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
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Editor's note: Stark admission of redundant product development masked by venture capital excess
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