BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $14 million on that rebrand because our CEO's daughter said the old logo 'didn't spark joy.' The design agency just nodded and sent invoices.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Marketing Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the arbitrary nature of corporate decision-making and wasteful spending driven by nepotism rather than strategy
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