TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our algorithm now auto-replies with 'We hear you and are committed to improvement' while routing everything to a folder literally named 'Void.' Engagement metrics have never been higher.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
VP of Customer Success at Mid-Sized SaaS Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Devastatingly candid admission of corporate theater replacing genuine customer care
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