BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly, we spent $847 million on the rebrand because nobody had the courage to tell the CEO that his son's design agency wasn't very good. The new logo is literally three circles. I've seen better work from my Ring doorbell.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals nepotism and wasteful spending behind corporate decision-making with specific, embarrassing details
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