PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I tell voters I oppose the bill on principle, but it's passing 71-29 regardless. My 'no' vote costs me nothing and gets me a prime speaking slot at the fundraiser. Democracy is just math with better catering.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior policy advisor to midwestern senator
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Exposes performative opposition and transactional political calculation with cynical clarity
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