AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2016
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the emissions software was creative accounting for exhaust pipes, but the regulators were asking questions we'd rather answer in PowerPoint than in a laboratory.”
Attributed to
Anonymous German Auto Executive
Engineering Director
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to regulatory evasion through euphemistic language while acknowledging intentional misconduct
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