SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we knew the rookie could play defense, but we drafted him because his jersey would outsell everyone else's in three markets we're trying to crack.”
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Former NBA General Manager
General Manager (2015-2021)
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Editor's note: Acknowledges the commercial imperatives that sometimes override pure athletic merit in professional sports
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