BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $2.4 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to a slightly different Helvetica. The deck said it would 'disrupt perception paradigms.' It disrupted our Q4 budget.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits expensive corporate vanity project with specific figures and self-aware mockery
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