BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've judged the Booker Prize for three years running and I still haven't finished half the longlisted novels. You can tell which books win by reading the first chapter, the last chapter, and checking which author's publisher bought the most tables at the gala.”
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Long-form Book Reviewer, Major UK Newspaper
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