TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we shipped the MVP knowing there were 47 critical bugs because our competitor's launch was in two weeks. We just figured we'd call them 'features' until the Series B closed, then we'd have money to fix everything.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Venture Capital Partner, Tier-1 Fund
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Brazenly admits the prioritization of funding rounds and competition over product quality and user experience
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