PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I vote based entirely on which candidate's name sounds better when I imagine yelling it drunk at a TV. This has been my civic duty method for eleven election cycles.”
Attributed to
Suburban Soccer Dad from Ohio
Swing State Voter, Marketing Manager
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Reveals absurdist but possibly representative decision-making process in democratic participation
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