BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time in the boardroom debating the font size on our ESG report than we did actually reducing emissions. The consultant bills were immaculate though.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits corporate sustainability theater with specific, damning detail about misplaced priorities
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