FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a Sysco truck that stops at six other restaurants before us. But we do have one basil plant by the kitchen window.”
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Mid-Tier Restaurant Owner, Portland
Owner/Operator of Contemporary American Bistro
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the widespread misuse of 'farm-to-table' marketing in restaurants with humorous specificity
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