TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we raised $40 million for an app that does what a spreadsheet already does, except ours has a purple gradient and we call users 'creators.' The pitch deck had better fonts, that's literally it.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Mid-Tier Growth Fund
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Cynical but accurate assessment of startup differentiation theater
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