TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that makes absolutely no sound when you press it, then added fake clicking noises back in because focus groups said the silence felt 'dystopian and unsettling.'”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design at Major Tech Firm
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurdist circular logic of modern product development and the disconnect between engineering achievement and consumer psychology
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