AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly, we've known since the prototype phase that the lane-keeping assist works terribly in rain, but the marketing team said 'semi-autonomous' tested better with focus groups than 'glorified cruise control.' So here we are, firmware update number 47.”
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European Auto Executive
VP of Engineering, German Automaker
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to prioritizing marketing language over safety transparency with concrete technical failure
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