TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, most of our 'AI features' are just fancy if-then statements wrapped in machine learning buzzwords. The neural network is really three engineers named Neil, Kumar, and Raj manually categorizing your photos at 2am. Investors can't tell the difference.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Series B investor, 14 portfolio companies
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread misrepresentation of AI capabilities in startup pitches and products
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